Salutations, readers! Are the three of you still there? Oh... those are just three cardboard cutouts of me? Cool. Anyway, this is gonna be a very short post again, but seeing as cardboard cutouts can't actually read (...right?), I doubt anyone will be TOO upset. The BIG NEWS is that I have finally moved for … Continue reading Everything BUT the Bathroom Sink… literally.
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Finding “The One”…Apartment Hunting
Readers, it's that time again. The time for me to search for a new apartment, sign a new lease, and start another year (or...start a new apartment-year? Whatever, you get it). Some of you may be feeling pretty sassy today, and so you're saying, "Hey Erin, didn't you just move to Minneapolis in August, and … Continue reading Finding “The One”…Apartment Hunting
Ugh: A Story About Immature Dudes
Let me set the scene, readers. It was a Saturday night. I was in red heels and a (fake) leather jacket, pushing dollar after dollar into the skee-ball machine (like the three of you are surprised by this, HA), and enjoying tolerating a Bud Light, when he came up and talked to me. We'll call … Continue reading Ugh: A Story About Immature Dudes
Living in Minneapolis & Still Awkward
I re-read the last post I wrote and I shivered. LITERALLY SHIVERED. Too much seriousness, not enough sass and laughter. Then again, it’s also presumptuous to think that the three of you readers (although, maybe I’m down to two now…serious posts will do that) laugh hysterically, in public places (such as public restrooms or quiet … Continue reading Living in Minneapolis & Still Awkward
What it Means to Look at Me
I promise that this post isn't as pretentious as the title (just kidding, maybe it is). The past two weeks have been a bit stressful and so my sass has run off to some secluded island where everyone sings "Let It Be," while doing the rain dance and drinking from cups of sunshine (aka YELLOWTAIL MOSCATO). As … Continue reading What it Means to Look at Me
Grateful for Dayz
I was nominated by a dear friend of mine a few weeks ago to update my Facebook status each day, for 5 days, with 3 different things I’m grateful for. Things have been pretty hectic around here, and without Wi-Fi I’ve felt a bit like Tom Hanks in Castaway. I don’t have a volleyball, though, … Continue reading Grateful for Dayz
How HGTV has Ruined Me
Hello my three, trusty readers! Are you wondering where I’ve been and why I’ve neglected my blog (and therefore, neglected your need for entertainment)? Well, in case you have (which let’s be real, it’s been your number one question the past two weeks), I’ve been busy packing up my life and traipsing across the Midwest … Continue reading How HGTV has Ruined Me
The Feline of my Eye-Happy belated World Cat Day!
Readers, I've committed an injustice. Two, in fact. If you've read the title of my blog ("Written with Flair," just in case ya forgot) then you might have noticed what the intent of my blog is: "Thoughts & Sass, Commentary & Cats." I've provided more than enough sass woven into my thoughts and commentary on … Continue reading The Feline of my Eye-Happy belated World Cat Day!
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