Let me set the scene, readers. It was a Saturday night. I was in red heels and a (fake) leather jacket, pushing dollar after dollar into the skee-ball machine (like the three of you are surprised by this, HA), and enjoying tolerating a Bud Light, when he came up and talked to me. We'll call … Continue reading Ugh: A Story About Immature Dudes
Month: April 2015
Skee-ball: A Love Story
Readers, you know the saying "diamonds are a girl's best friend?" Me, too. Guess what? IT'S WRONG. Any girl who says diamonds are her best friend has clearly never played skee-ball. If my withered heart finds love someday, I don't want a man to purpose with a diamond ring... I'd know he's the real deal … Continue reading Skee-ball: A Love Story
#FlashbackFriday to Yesterday: Grocery Shopping
Readers, I went to the grocery store yesterday. No need to stop the presses, but hey, I want all of you to know that I'm just a normal girl. I go grocery shopping and hold up the self-checkout line just like all of you (wait, no one else does that? Oh...). I love grocery shopping. … Continue reading #FlashbackFriday to Yesterday: Grocery Shopping
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