Let me set the scene, readers. It was a Saturday night. I was in red heels and a (fake) leather jacket, pushing dollar after dollar into the skee-ball machine (like the three of you are surprised by this, HA), and enjoying tolerating a Bud Light, when he came up and talked to me. We'll call … Continue reading Ugh: A Story About Immature Dudes
Skee-ball: A Love Story
Readers, you know the saying "diamonds are a girl's best friend?" Me, too. Guess what? IT'S WRONG. Any girl who says diamonds are her best friend has clearly never played skee-ball. If my withered heart finds love someday, I don't want a man to purpose with a diamond ring... I'd know he's the real deal … Continue reading Skee-ball: A Love Story
#FlashbackFriday to Yesterday: Grocery Shopping
Readers, I went to the grocery store yesterday. No need to stop the presses, but hey, I want all of you to know that I'm just a normal girl. I go grocery shopping and hold up the self-checkout line just like all of you (wait, no one else does that? Oh...). I love grocery shopping. … Continue reading #FlashbackFriday to Yesterday: Grocery Shopping
#FelineFriday: March Mascot Madness
Readers, I feel like I'm a bit late to be writing about March Madness and bracketology nonsense (for those of who you don't have brothers to remind them of this holiday, it started last week!), but since it directly relates to felines and there are games today (Friday) I thought, why not? Every year, my … Continue reading #FelineFriday: March Mascot Madness
A Lefty’s Lament
Folks, I'm part of a minority, and when I say I'm part of a minority, I mean I'm part of the 10-ish percent of people who are left-handed in this world. Now I can't say I've experienced discrimination because of this, but life as a lefty has certainly been interesting. It's opened so many possibilities. When … Continue reading A Lefty’s Lament
#FelineFriday– va(CAT)ion anyone?
Life's been pretty good, readers. To make life even better, I've been able to spend the past week in good ole Wisconsin, which means seeing family, hanging out with some of my oldest friends, and of course, seeing Ollie. It isn't until I go back home that I realize how much I miss having a feline hangin' … Continue reading #FelineFriday– va(CAT)ion anyone?
#CaturdaySaturday– When You’re a (Cat Lady) Fraud
Readers, you and I, we understand each other. The understanding is that I love cats and all of you are coerced willingly indulge in my obsession. It's a great relationship we have, one that I cherish and hope to continue for all of time. Yet, for all of my cat talk and my ceaseless blog … Continue reading #CaturdaySaturday– When You’re a (Cat Lady) Fraud
When all you Wanted was an Air Mattress
Readers, I'm a fairly indecisive person. I mean, if you set a piece of veggie pizza or a bag of chocolate covered pretzels in front of me I'll debate for about 10 minutes and ultimately try to find a way to eat them both. (Side note, I usually do). There are times, though, where I … Continue reading When all you Wanted was an Air Mattress
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