Balloons and Venus Fly Traps

Reader's the time is drawing near. Tomorrow, I will be 26. Yes, I know, I will officially be closer to 30 than 20, a fact I have reminded myself of plenty of times over the past few weeks. One by one, the gray hairs on my head are slowly pulling me closer to the grim … Continue reading Balloons and Venus Fly Traps


Readers, let's talk about Canadian Geese. Specifically how they're so mean and how they.  are. everywhere. I know geese are not unique to the upper Midwest, yet it's really difficult to imagine them being anywhere else because it seems like they are all living in my town. It wouldn't be a problem if they weren't … Continue reading Geese.